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Joke of the Day

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when.. Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"

"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"

"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."

"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"

"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."