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Joke of the Day

"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."

"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a police car. A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside."

"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet."

"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"

"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"

"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"

"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."