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Joke of the Day

"When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."

"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"

"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"

"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."

"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."

"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."

"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."