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Joke of the Day
"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."
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"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."
"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."
"Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?"
"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."
"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
"We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020 but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018."
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""