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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."

"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."

"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"

"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"

"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"

"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"""And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo."" (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)"

"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"