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Joke of the Day
"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"
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"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"
"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""
"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"