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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
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"My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."
"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"
"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."
"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""
"Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline."
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."