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Joke of the Day

"The Government Don't lie.. Don't cheat. Dont steal. Don't sell drugs. Don't kill. The Government Hates Competition"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"Two women want to form a project group... Turns out it was a real misfit."

"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."

"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"Now playing: With Myself."

"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."

"Lif's too short"

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."