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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"

"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."

"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"

"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."