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Joke of the Day
"What word is always spelled wrong? Wrong"
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"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"
"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."
"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."
"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."
"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""
"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""
"Sausage and bacon in a frying pan. Sausage says to the bacon: ""It's pretty hot here."" Bacon says: ""Oh my god! A talking sausage !!"""
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"What does Stalin do on a night out? Paints the town red"