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Joke of the Day

"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"

"The policeman asked me why I keep beating my wife... I told him I have a longer reach and superior footwork."

"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."

"Would you like some salt? Na."

"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."

"What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :("

"Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency... May his global impact be as tiny as his hands"