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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."
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"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"I like my coffee like I like my men Black and shot twice"
"I make the kids wear fannypacks so they'll have someplace to hold my drugs when we get pulled over."
"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman? None."
"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."
"I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet."