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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."
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"Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel"
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."
"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."
"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"
"Her: You ate that entire bag of fried cheese snacks? Him: Thought you said they were baked. Her: I said YOU were baked."