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Joke of the Day

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""

"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"

"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"

"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."

"What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?"

"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."

"A seal walks into a club. The end."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"