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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why consuming ants is good for your health? It's because they have anty-bodies!"
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"How do black people like their eggs? Poached"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's still not going to come."
"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."
"If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!"
"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"
"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."
"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."