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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why consuming ants is good for your health? It's because they have anty-bodies!"
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"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."
"What is the collective noun for a group of depressives? A melancolony"
"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters"
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"
"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."
"It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."
"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""