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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."
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"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."
"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."
"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"
"If I wanted to drive my wife insane, I'd secretly raise a colony of bees & place one new bee inside of her car each morning for ten years."
"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."
"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."