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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."

"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"

"What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed? He He He"

"I think I have an infallibility complex I've never been wrong before."

"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."

"I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu. She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese."

"I finally threw away my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust."

"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"

"Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom"