95775

Joke of the Day

"November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone"

"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."

"Did you hear what they found in Justin Bieber's urine sample? Marijuana, prescription pills, alcohol, and Flintstones vitamins"

"Apparently someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds in London Poor guy"

"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"

"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."

"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."

"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."

"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"

"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."