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Joke of the Day

"i signed up for the cheapest life insurance i could find, it entitles my family to a tray of Wendys hamburgers when i die"

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"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."
"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."
"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."
"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."
"I told a newcomer in prison that the other inmates were heavily interested in astronomy. When asked what I meant, I said, ""They are particularly interested in Uranus, so you don't want to moon them."""
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."
"Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time."
"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"
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