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Joke of the Day
"What is a fedora enthusiast's favorite cookie? M'lano"
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"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."
"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."
"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."
"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."
"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"
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"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."