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Joke of the Day
"How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman? Very Caerphilly."
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"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."
"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"
"I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material."
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"
"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."
"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"this is stick *dog wags tail* this is branch. its made of sticks *tail wags faster* this is tree. it makes sticks *dog helicopters into sky*"