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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly."

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"

"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."

"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"

"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"