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Joke of the Day

"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"

"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall."

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Are you guys hiring? 911: This is an emergency line. Me: No shit. Why do you think I'm calling?"

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert? A Standing Blow-vation."