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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend finally watched Back To The Future. It's about time."
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"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"
"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"
"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."
"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."
"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."
"Remember being a kid and writing ""FiretrUCK"" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :("
"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."
"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."
"Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."