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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints..."

"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"

"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."

"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""

"What's an otaku's favorite transition metal? Manga-nese!"

"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"

"Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself."

"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."