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Joke of the Day

"My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."""

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"

"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""

"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."

"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."