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Joke of the Day

"My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."""

"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""

"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."

"There are two things i hate a lot 1. Lists 2. Irony"

"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."

"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"

"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."

"It's hard to get a lot done when you're busy having a snack every 15 minutes"

"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."

"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"