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Joke of the Day
"The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass."
Next Joke
"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"an Irishman, Englishman an Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Is this a joke"""
"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"
"How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves."
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"
"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."
"Do you know why the white moves first in Chess? Because if the black moves first, the police will shoot them"
"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."