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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired."
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"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."
"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."
"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."
"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"What bone will a dog never eat a trombone"
"What did the mute man say to his father"