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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate."
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"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."
"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
"What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes"
"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""
"I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where a therapist tells the seismologist, ""It's not your fault."""
"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"
"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"
"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"
"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."