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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."

"*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u"

"I'm thinking about buying a greyhound, don't know what the wife is going to say so I'll run it by her first."

"My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud... It was sound advice."

"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"