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Joke of the Day

"I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate nobody will see me getting fat."

"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, ""Windy today."" Another says, ""No you idiot, it's Thursday."" The third one says, ""Me too. Let's go get a beer."""

"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."

"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements? Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!"

"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""