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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics."
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"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"
"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful"
"Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan"""
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."