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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"

"Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud? It was a cut and dry case."

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"

"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"

"What's Darth Vader's sister's name? Elle Vader. *Badum tsssss*"

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."