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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt"
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"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"
"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"
"A mathematician was out with his friends."
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches. -Gay Frankenstein"
"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"
"Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck... Break a condom and get 18"