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Joke of the Day
"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"
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"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
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"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."
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"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
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"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"