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Joke of the Day

"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."

"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."

"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."

"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."

"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."

"We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons"