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Joke of the Day
"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."
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"Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy"
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"What kind of dance does your mother do? The MOMbo."
"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."
"What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."