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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"
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"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."
"An extremely close friend just confided in me that he likes comic sans. He is no longer my close friend."
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."
"The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed."
"How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine? Xero."
"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."