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Joke of the Day
"I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you."
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"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."
"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."
"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"
"How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day"
"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"
"What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot"