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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."

"Women and farting... Why do women hardly ever fart... Because they don't shut their mouth long enough to build up any pressure."

"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."

"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"

"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."

"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."