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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out."

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"Made you read this Gotcha"

"This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five."

"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"

"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."

"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."

"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"