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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."

"Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way"

"If Jesus had 4 arms He could have escaped"

"Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out."

"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"

"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."

"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"