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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."

"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""

"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."

"[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend? Gilly suit"

"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"