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Joke of the Day
"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."
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"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."
"Multiple personalities If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?"
"Boy asks Girl.... Boy: Will you marry me? *girl slaps him* Girl: What did you say? *boy gets up and and slaps her twice* Boy: If you didn't hear what I said, then why did you slap me?"
"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."
"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""
"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"
"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."