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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to someone who doesn't like Rick & Morty? I'm going to need you to take your opinions and put'em wayyy up inside your butthole."

"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool."

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."

"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"

"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."

"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."