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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."

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"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."

"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."

"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."

"""The tension between Uranus... and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up"", Astrologist say."

"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline!"

"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"