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Joke of the Day
"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""
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"He told me he was my daddy during sex. Then he acted all weirded out when I started crying and asked him to pay off my student loans."
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"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."