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Joke of the Day
"what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag"
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"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."
"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."
"A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name. Then login and read all their emails."
"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"
"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."
"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."