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Joke of the Day
"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."
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"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."
"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"
"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."
"Why was the Mexican bad at archery? He didn't habanero"
"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"
"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"
"I know 3 jokes about cheese... But none of them are as gouda 'dis one."