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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google - Grandfather Clock"
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"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."
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"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."
"What are the options? Air Hostess to passenger: ""Sir would you like to have dinner?"" Passenger: ""What are the options?"" Air Hostess: ""Yes and No."""