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Joke of the Day

"Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom? Because they p-irate."

"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."

"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"

"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""

"my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card. i guess he really is a man after my own heart."

"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"

"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"

"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."

"hehe everyone thinks I'm reading something on my phone but really I'm trapped in the prison of my own mind"

"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""