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Joke of the Day

"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."

"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the retards house. **knock knock"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."

"I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural."

"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."

"Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? They were his best fronds."