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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."

"She died doing what she loved: Running for her life in the wrong direction."

"yay 10 bucks on the floor Hello sir I'm 10 and have no money plz give me the 10 bucks.Oh you poor thing I am a nice man so I will.................KEEP IT BRO TROLOLO!"

"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"""Pres. Trump, how do you plan to respond to this attack on our soil?"" TRUMP: OK first, I've seen several people call me Tronald Dump online"

"I came up with a movie idea. A man's daughter is abducted. This man has has a unique set of skills and goes on a revenge rampage. But the idea was taken."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."